Blue (Dog) Collar Crime

It's hard being a dog.I was in big trouble last week. The cat told me I'd be sent away to a shelter for bad dogs. Liddy avoided me cause I was nothin but trouble. I'm just a baby and the rule is "if its on the floor or if I can reach it on a shelf that's not on the floor but is close to the floor.....then its mine to play with" Everybody knows that rule! So, that's all I did.
I was downstairs in mommy's craft room and I saw this tiny plastic bottle that would fit right in my mouth and be really fun to play with and it was on a really low shelf so I helpded myself and ran really fast upstairs so I could play with it.
How was I to know that it was royal blue craft paint and our carpet is taupe. It was really lotsa fun to bite on the bottle and watch this stuff splurt out onto the carpet. And so I played for a while and then went to bed with Granny. Next thing I know mommy comes stomping into the room and picks me up. Guess she was mad cause there was blue paint all over the taupe carpet and she knew it was me cause my beard and my front feet and maybe one of my back feet were tinged with royal blue paint. Mommy spent an hour trying to get the paint out of the carpet. She was really really really really mad at me and it wasnt even my fault. I'm the dog. I'm the baby and if you dont want me to play with stuff, then put it away.
Granny spent another hours scrubbin the carpet and the carpets are mostly clean now and the paint is wearing off my fur but the cat keeps telling me that any day now I'll be shipped off to the shelter.
But I know the cat tells me lies to make me ascairt so I hope that I'm not going to be sent away!

Liddy

My name is Liddy but I'm called many names.....LidLid, LiddyLoo, Lydia, Lid. I am a purebred Bischon and always act accordingly. I have a mummy usually called Granny and a Mummy2. I don't like getting my feet wet or dirty and will walk miles to avoid mudpuddles. I love going for walks, sleeping in the sun, and sitting upstairs watching out the window for Monsters. (I taught Maggie about Monsters). I'm a very fussy eater. There is a lot of food that I just refuse to eat. And, there is even some food that I really like but I will refuse to eat it if it isn't the right size. I dont play too much but when I do play I'm so funny and have lots of fun. And I can still do a pretty mean Bischon Buzz. If you've never seen one, you've really missed out.

Maggie May

So, this is my blog and I'm really glad to have a place to say the stuff I want to say. I'm a miniature schnauzer almost one year old. My birthdays in November. My name is Maggie May. No, I'm not named after that Rod Stewart song. I'm named after my person's grandmothers. Neat huh!

I'm very beautiful, intelligent and loveable. I'm not fraid of nothin cept monsters. And there's monsters everywhere! There's "new people" monsters and "little kids on the street" monsters and "dog " monsters and "wind" monsters and "noise" monsters.

Even tho I'm just a little kid dog, I have jobs to do. I have to be the watchdog and bark at people monsters who come to the door. Even people that I know cause you never know. I do that real good. I can bark really loud. Sometimes when I start barkin I cant even stop myself!

I have a sister dog named Liddy who is a Bischon. She's pretty old and doesn't like to play much but we're bestest friends. And I have a cat named The Princess. She's pretty ugly with orange hair and a big fluffy tail. I really like to snarfle on her. When I do it I push her face to the floor. She trys to walk away so I walk with her and she gets really mad. But she loves us. She gives me and Liddy a bath every day. Sometimes thats really boring but if we try to get her to stop she bites us to behave.

I like lots of stuff. I like playing with plastic bottles (Mommy drinks diet coke so I have lots of them). They make lots of noise when I crunch them and I can chase them all over the house. I have a big brown basket that is full of my toys. All kinds of stuff for me to play with. I really like ripping up the toilet paper rolls once they're emptied. And I love to lay upside down on my back with my Granny and sleep on the couch.

Sometimes the TV fools me. There's a pizza add where the delivery person rings the doorbell to announce that the pizza has arrived. But, that sounds just like our doorbell so I bark and let everyone know that someone rang our doorbell and then I run to the door and no one is there. I just keep barking for a while anyway.

I like going for walk and I love having ventures (that means exciting new stuff to explore) I can run really fast

So I guess that's all for today. Here's a couple of photos of me as a baby and then a new one my mom just took of me.